Friday, September 20, 2013

10 Signs you are really a cat


So you love cats. You love your cat even more! And we wish so much, that we could be one of them. Just lay around all day, having cat naps and getting away with breaking things, just because we are so damn cute and intelligent and beautiful, and perfect! Who wouldn't want to be a cat?!

Well maybe you are closer to being a cat that you think! Here's a list to show just how much you are a cat at hearth and mind!

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1. You are fixing your hair all-the-time
I just fixed my hair but I have to rush and see if it's still perfect. Ah sure it is. I just fixed it. But let me take an other look just one more time...


2. You love hot weather.
Not only mild warm, no. If it's scorching hot outside, it's your day. They could put you out in the Savanna, and you would have the best time of your life. But to go somewhere cold? In the mountains? Are they out of their minds? You would probably just curl up trembling in the snow until somebody saves you! And that's why on cold winter days usually you can be found in the bathroom taking a long, hot bath, or leaning against the heater. 
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3. You don't talk much
Well yes, if you have to you will say a world or two. If you are hungry, you will order your food. If there's something clever enough, worth saying, you will quietly show your point of view. But really if it would be socially accepted, to hide behind the sofa wile listening and only blinking you sure would! Ah, how I wish I could be a cat.


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4. You could kill with a look
Only if somebody deserves it though. And they do. They all do.

5. You show a lot of physical affection to the people you love
Sure you are not a person of words, but when it comes to hugs and kisses, you are unstoppable! You become all cuddly, once you know for sure the person in your hands in trustworthy. Also sitting close to somebody gives you some warmth...



6. You love milk
As a kid it was just some milk with the cereal, a hot cocoa-drink in the evening, now it's gallons of latte's throughout the day. You might keep saying it's because of the lot of work, and you need coffee, but who are we kidding? You could sip down a shot of espresso in a sec, what you want is milk!

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7. Staring out of the window...
watch birds fly by, as the sunbeams hit the white fluffy clouds... Mesmerizing...Oh I got carried away. Where's my mind? Let's go back to work.

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8. If you would have your way you would sleep all day

Why, oh why did the human kind had to invent the alarm clock? Even the name of it is alarming! I don't want to get out of this cozy bed, let me sleep, let me be, please.


9. You are picky when it comes to food
You'd always choose bacon over those green leaves, called salad. It's just common sense for god's sake!

10. You sit like one of those french girls

You can't help it, you are just born blue blooded. You are always elegant and sexy. The world just have to learn to take it!

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So are YOU a cat? I think I am.

2 comments:

  1. After reading this, I can definitely say, I am a cat! Finally a proof!

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