Christmas-Cat

...In the shopping mall

...a little while later

Christmas shopping can be tiring, filled with suffering

From the loud kids and all the pushing

But wait it out you guys

Just be patient and wise

Because

It's the only thing giving warmth

When the cold winter comes

And

Last but not least

PRESENTS!

(and love and family and the best dinner and shiny tree and something you'll remember and wrapping and ribbons...god I hate that too...)

The big Survivor cat

Survivor cat - may their ancestors have worked hard and struggled to get into the human-made soft, warm and cozy homes, but trough years of persistence, they have achieved and maintained their position as cute and fluffy 'pets', who should not be trained tamed, used in any ways but served to the utmost capability of humans.

Cat comic - don't need no sleep cat

I think everybody can relate to this cat comic who spends maybe a little too much time on the net...no?

Yeay, this time kitty is me, who need's sleeping anyway? Just because your skin'll stay fresh and young? Just because your eyes go red? I am just exploring this whole new world of html and css... and it's like a magic wand in a magic land, where everything is possible - if only you knew the right incantation (or code)

I wish somebody would have told me this before.

You'll fall until you learn how to walk. The road gets harder as you get stronger, but you'l never grow if you don't take in more and more

Big thoughts Cat

I'm sure everybody thinks about life and purpose at some point. I remember I was in high-school when it actually hit me how small we are in this universe. Anyway yesterday night this cat comic came out of my mind. I intended it to be funnier, but I still like it, I hope you too.

religion and life cat comics

Halloween Kitty Cat

So I was thinking I should post something for the sake of Halloween, and here it is a kitty cat comics with a ( suspiciously Miley Cyrus lookalike) bat. 

Learning Kitty

Kitty cat is naive, but learning maybe. Hopefully. She still thinks the dog who doesn't bark will not bite.

Cookie cat

Here's a kitty cat who loves cookies comic. (I think it's cute)

Many of my friends are trying to lose weight right now, and the way I see it is that we've got this thing put in our minds, that 'I cannot eat this', 'I cannot have that' - and that is the reason why some of us starts to crave. We want the things that we cannot have. If cute kitty would just have that one cookie when she want's it, she wouldn't think about that cookie all the time. But now when she gives up, she has to have the whole box of cookies to 'save up for winter time, like a squirell', because who knows when is the next time she can have some.

Rainy day Kitty-cat comics

So as I remember kitty loved going outside, and didn't like rainy days. But now that she discovered the internet, that has been discovered not so long ago, she started to like rainy days. Rain is kind of romantic. It makes everything darker, you can even light a candle. Kitty cat can crawl up in the warm bed in front of the computer with some hot milk, listening as the raindrops hit the windows.

Bored Kitty cat comics

Bored. Kitty is bored. Day and night she is bored.

Made a little vid - in case you are bored;

Being Indecisive Kitty-cat comics

10 Signs you are really a cat

So you love cats. You love your cat even more! And we wish so much, that we could be one of them. Just lay around all day, having cat naps and getting away with breaking things, just because we are so damn cute and intelligent and beautiful, and perfect! Who wouldn't want to be a cat?!

Well maybe you are closer to being a cat that you think! Here's a list to show just how much you are a cat at hearth and mind!

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6-Signs your dog is retarded

I've made this little list based on my sister's clumsy old dog; Tacco

Number 1

Dog is running so fast and so playfully

he forgets to look and hits a tree with full speed, ending up with a bleeding nose. And you'd think he's learnt his lesson

2

But then dog bumps into a lamp post with full running speed- again. Ending up with a bleeding nose- again.

Besides his inability to finish basic everyday tasks like running or getting up under a coffee table without major injuries he seems to be always happy.

'Oh my nose is bleeding! Jay!'

3 

For dog it's always walk-time.
Did you get up from the couch? Jay! -Let's run around bark and jump!- Did you call my name? Jay! Did you just make any human noise, not at all saying my name? Jay! Is it raining, and we just got back from the walk? Still it looks like we are going for a walk again! Jay!

4

Dog is surely intimidated by small puppies, but picking a fight with any dog provided the other dog is at least twice his size is a must!

5

Or at home, alternatively his own reflection.

6

Dog fails to catch the treat you throw to him, and then he looks utterly convinced that the food must be still in your hands, or maybe still floating around in the air, but for sure it cannot be in front of him on the floor!..

Still dog is as happy as he can be, living in the 'it's always walk-time', 'floating chicken leg' world. 

And that's what's important.
 I'm not really think dog is retarded. But if a dog can be retarded I guess it would look kind of like our doggy.

With thanks to Tacco, the always happily in your way (might slightly retarded) dog;